Posted by Jay Livingston
The New York Post this morning had me at hello, or rather, at headline.
Today’s headline was an homage to Vinnie Musetto, author of the “Headless” headline. He had been freelancing at the Post since his retirement in 2011, but in August, the Post cut him off entirely, claiming budgetary constraints. Among Post headline writers, he’s gone but not forgotten.
The news story (here) has relevance not just for headline writing but for matters of criminal justice, law, and culture as well.
Jessica Krigsman, who had been arrested for being topless in a Brooklyn park back in the summer of 2012, is now suing the city for violating her rights. Her encounter with New York’s finest wasn’t exactly like “Law and Order.” She knew her rights, and the cops didn’t.
“I’m like, what? Haven’t you heard of People v. Santorelli?” Krigsman said she told the cops. . . . “This has been legal since the ’90s. Call your supervisor!”The cops put her in pink handcuffs and took her to the precinct.
One of the cops told her to “stop mouthing off” and threatened her with arrest, court papers say.
Krigsman’s knowledge of relevant case law comes with her professional territory. She’s not a lawyer, she’s a stripper – “a burlesque dancer who performs a fire-eating bondage act.” The Post explains:
She stripteases and eats fire while straddling a man whose hands are tied and is bound to a chair.Even the Post can’t make this stuff up.
A description for the event reads: “Prepare to be strange, prepare to be altered! There will be nudity, blood, vulgarity and many other unspeakable things.”